she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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