Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
