this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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