It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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