someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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