I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Damn victory sex feels great
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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