it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.