Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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