Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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