Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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