so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
