What a fucking waste of an outfit
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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