You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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