She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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