idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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