you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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