so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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