what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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