Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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