I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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