New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My bed smells like the plague
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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