we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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