all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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