I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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