i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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