You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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