Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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