just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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