Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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