At least make sure they are 18
Why
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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