what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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