i can't believe i had my finger in that
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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