That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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