stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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