Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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