Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i will never coherently bang her
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
