what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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