Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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