Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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