Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
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we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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