I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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