And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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