I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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