I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
