Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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