Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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