i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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