he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just threw up on my dentist
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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