i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
sarcasm needs its own font
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Randomize
