Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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