NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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