you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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