ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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